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The modern news consumer ignores Weblogs and online citizen journalism at his own peril. But not everyone has the time to keep track of what's going on the Web. With this blog we hope to track the highlights of what's being discussed online so when news breaks from the Web, we're ready.

Will Femia is a Weblog enthusiast who, through good fortune and dumb luck, was introduced to the form as his position as chat producer for MSNBC.com careered into obsolescence. On any given day, Will can be found having already spent an unhealthy amount of time squinting at a computer screen.

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What size matters?

Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:49 AM by Will Femia

How big is the club? It's a short paragraph entry about a Web guy who recently learned that not as many people knew what he was talking about as he expected, leading him to wonder just how small the Web community echo chamber is. I wrestle with this question all the time as I try to describe Web trends to my colleagues here at MSNBC.com. At what point is something like Twitter something everyone should know about? Is it merely a niche interest until Google eventually buys it? Inherent in the problem, as some of the commenters point out is the challenge of contextualizing numbers online. If you get a thousand people to send really great photos and video of a major storm in their area, that's a great yield. But if you get a thousand people to look at the multi-media presentation you put together from all that submitted content, that's a terrible number and almost a waste of time.

There's something really unusual about seeing an old person sing, "I hope I die before I get old."

Speaking of age dissonance, I'm generally not a fan of people getting kids to curse, but this clip of Will Ferrell fighting with his diminutive landlady got a lot of attention last week.  NOTE:  In case you missed that warning, contains curses. UPDATE:  Here's the real link.  Turns out the clip is part of a promotion for a new video site backed by Ferrell.  I guess he didn't appreciate his new site's promotional piece being on YouTube.

Pen with crayon body

Here's that Sheryl Crow blog everyone was talking about yesterday. Specifically this entry about the one-square-of-toilet-paper-per-person idea. The Washington Post has highlights.

Here's that guy who's asking people to call him on the phone and getting thousands of calls. They just interviewed him on TV and he had some interesting stories.  It's a shame he's not tracking the calls on a map or in a podcast or something.

"The world's oldest continuously operating family business ended its impressive run last year. Japanese temple builder Kongo Gumi, in operation under the founders' descendants since 578, succumbed to excess debt and an unfavorable business climate in 2006."

172,150 tracks in this guy's iPod collection.  Didn't someone once figure out what it would take to download the entire Napster catalog for the least amount of subscription time?  Seems like that might have been a good option to consider.

MySpace news launched. Not exactly the Digg killer they forecast.

Speaking of big web companies launching new things, Yahoo's Upcoming looks pretty handy. It probably helps to live in a place where there's actual stuff going on.

Site specific StumbleUpon is coming.

Stephen Colbert is now the number 1 Google search result for Giant Brass Balls and Greatest Living American.

Iraq the Model has an interesting story of what stray bullets mean to the average Baghdad non-combatant.

BuyYourFriendADrink.com - Not really as revolutionary as I expected.  It's like buying a digital gift card.  Your friend gets a mail with a number and gives that number to the
bartender.

"In what can only be described at the most horrific experience of my life.  I, Jacob Seilheimer, completed the Boston Marathon... DEAD LAST. And I'm damn proud of it."

Are the rules for lowering the flag to half staff completely arbitrary?  I understand that there's a difference between soldiers who put themselves in harm's way and innocent students mowed down by a maniac but I'd expect the flag to be for more official purposes.

Related:  Iraq's universities know violence's toll

When I was learning to drive I accidentally started the car while it was in reverse without my foot on the clutch.  The rear door was open and the car was parked next to a telephone poll so when the car jerked backward the door was turned inside out.  That was in an old Dodge Aspen station wagon that was already well worn.  It was not a brand spanking new, stickers still on the window, $50,000 Mustang. NOTE: At least one out-loud curse.

My favorite part of this photoshop gotcha story is this line: "But then I noticed the file name (top-kyoto2.jpg) ends in the numeral "2". Now, I know what it means when I add a "2" to a file name, so I removed it to see if anything came up."

The Art of Showing Pure Incompetence At an Unwanted Task - The corollary to this is make sure you never come up with any good ideas because you'll get stuck being in charge of their implementation.  It reminds me a little of the non-violent protest tactic of going limp. UPDATE:  Here's a free version.

Ping pong ninja

Combination mirror, TV and PC.  How is this not the future?

Is lascivious online content, traditionally on top, losing its lustre? The suggestion here is that porn is becoming less popular because it comprises a smaller share of what people are surfing online.  If you think on it a bit (without further information) there are a lot of possible explanations.

Part of me loves the idea of interactive advertising (in this case a billboard with motion sensors that detect you walking by) and part of me fears it.

Time lapse video of the Virginia Tech story on Wikipedia.

Fast food in advertisements versus what you actually get. (I don't care, that Arby's still looks good.)

Speaking of junk food.  Since I got such a strong response last time I mentioned Doritos flavors, I know some of you will be interested to learn that I've tried the new Smokin' Cheddar BBQ. It's better than the Blazin' Buffalo, more like traditional BBQ flavor chips.  My supermarket has Wild White Nacho too, but I can only do these things when I'm in the mood so we'll see when it strikes me.

And yesterday I tried the new Diet Coke Plus. I had the plastic bottle version (Diet Coke drinkers know that the product is best in a can) but it was still pretty close to regular D.C.  I had to laugh at the logo given MSNBC.com's recent rainbow rebranding.  A Fuller Spectrum of Diet Coke?  (One colleague described it as "more metallic" and another said she just didn't like it but also conceded the point that she has a psychological bias against adulteration of her D.C.)

These glass floor pictures are better than anything I've seen from the new Grand Canyon display.

Supercooled water is super cool.

I don't know how to show support for Mike Daisy from here but what those people did to him is really just so crappy I can't even stand it. I have a review copy of his book somewhere around here.  I recall it being a funny read. Here's a funny story:  I was sure we'd had him in the chat room to talk about the book but I couldn't find the transcript. I tried Google and found Mike Daisey's blog entry about the chat.  He takes some creative license in turning me into a Microsoft demon and calling me names, but whatever, that's his job. I don't remember him being a jerk (though now I'm wondering if there's a reason I can't find the transcript) but even if he was I wouldn't have poured water on him. Damn.

That's not a bad price for an indoor desktop batting practice machine.

This was inappropriate to post last week, but hopefully this week we can laugh again.  Pool of blood pillows.

Adding wood to technical gadgets is a winner every time. This phone isn't for sale, but surely it should be.

"The word contronym (also the synonym antagonym) is used to refer to words that, by some freak of language evolution, are their own antonyms."

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The Will Ferrell video has been removed from YouTube.
The Will Ferrell clip has been taken down, Will.
Comment from the page on the Supercooled Water: "I for one welcome our new supercooled overlords"
Oh, and the contronyms blow my freakin' mind. How have I been speaking English for 30 years and NOT have picked up on that?
WSJ is a pay site. That's no fun! Now I can't read "The Art of Showing Pure Incompetence At an Unwanted Task" Boo. Hiss.
Hi Will, there sure are rules for lowering the flag to half staff, as provided by the The Flag Code, section 7, paragraph m.(http://www.legion.org/documents/word/flagcode.doc). Being a scout leader, we teach a lot of this to the boys, but I don't think schools do anymore. After 9/11 everyone had a flag strapped to anything they could find, and 2 months later there were torn, dirty, forgotten flags all over. I was moved by the initial sense of patriotism, then dismayed by the lack of care and respect. When all the MLB teams sewed flags on their uniforms, I urged Selig to read the flag code himself.
There are food artists that create and sculpt the food solely for presentation in commericals and ads. There are rules concerning how much of the presentation must be actual food, but they paint it and glue it and make it look perfect. These people are paid to make the food look perfect.
Oops, forgot to include a link that describes how to make the food look like the ads. http://pbskids.org/dontbuyit/advertisingtricks/foodadtricks.html
Wow, that one video of the kid crashing his father's new car brought back memories for me, albeit my incident was on a much smaller scale. I rode my brand new (to me) minibike for the first time, after my father built it for me, and ran the thing headlong, straight into my neighbor's brand spanking new white car. The minibike was bright, burnt orange. And it left a nice dent and long orange skidmark down the side of the car. I know that I was sure glad that I didn't speak Korean, because I really didn't want to know what the neighbor was saying at that point in time.
OK, The Will Farrell thing is here http://funnyordie.com/v1/landing.php And there's a Yahoo version of the Wall Street Journal link http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/102876/the-art-of-showing-pure-incompetence-at-an-unwanted-task I'll fix them in the body in a sec.
Will, About the "172,150 tracks in this guy's iPod collection.", do you really think he actually purchased all of the tracks? $170,000 is a lot to spend on music...
Validation at last! I KNEW I wasn't alone in my assertion that Diet Coke tastes best straight from a can...
My absolutely favorite word for about 7 years now has been cleave, simply because it's a contronym, plus it also mixed science and religion.
I'm all for living a greener life, and spreading conservation, but I do have a problem with one TP square per visit. Is Sheryl using some sort of super-nice, thick and plush TP that I don't know about? Because one square of my toilet paper wouldn't quite cut it, let alone the super-thin commercial TP used in public places and offices. Might as well wipe with my bare hand, for all the good 1 square would do... "I have no square to spare..."
grin, my friends say I have "too Much" at 50k songs and 161 gigs in my iTunes - course I also have 3 500 gig drives for a total of 1700 gigs attached to my computer. Been hanging out way too much at the local Goodwill, Half Price books and such - LOTS of classical, jazz, celtic and dementia!
Speaking of adding wood to new technology look at this site for making a retro keyboard. Why don't they sell stuff that looks like this. I would buy it. http://steampunkworkshop.com/keyboard.shtml click around the site for other cool stuff
Regarding the Daisy dust-up, I would amend your comment to say 'what THE GUY did to him...' If you go to a show and don't like it for whatever reason, it's your right to get up and leave as undisruptively (ruptively?) as possible and you shouldn't be called a coward for doing so. Perhaps ignorant or uninformed, but not a coward. If this was a choral or some other group of chaperoned HS kids then the responsibility is to see that these children aren't exposed to direct, explicit and repeated descriptions of intercourse. The sneaking out was fine but the destruction of the artist's work was not. Mr. Daisy both owes and is owed an apology.
Will, I greatly respect you and your column. You provide me with a multitude of new ideas and interesting articles (not to mention funny, yet intelligent videos) that I genuinely look forward to. However, your link to the "blood pillows" is way too soon. Images of dead college-age students, whether pretend or not, is not something college students want to see, the parents and friends of the victims want to see, nor something I want to see. To mention that we may be able to "laugh" this week is great - if were speaking of humorous media, not a national tragedy. Respectfully, Steve Ackerman
AJ, maybe she uses some kind of advanced geometry for an especially efficient wiping pattern.
Scott, they're starting to make more stuff like that. Recently I saw some thumb drives in fashion colors in one of my wife's magazines. Without trying to sound too sexist, I think the more women get involved in technology the more variety we'll see in its look. On a larger scale, we'll probably see better looking technology when people stop putting their computers in the home office or back room with all the wires and random CD and junk. When computers are more integrated into our lives, they'll be treated more like furniture (stylisticly) than scientific instruments. Of course, the cell phone would seem to prove me wrong. Women use them as much as men, and they're integrated into our lives. They do come with more styling options than computers, but they're still just plastic boxes. I guess my last idea is that we'll see cooler custom gadgets when the costs get lower. I assume there's nothing cheaper than the cases that are currently used. And there's probably nothing more expensive than the kind of precision wood craftsmanship necessary to make a wooden phone. I don't know. I've written this whole answer and I still don't agree with myself. I have no idea why we don't see basic technology in cooler packaging.
Steve, sorry about that. I guess it's a curse of my occupation that I move a little too easily from one story to the next. I'll try to be more careful.
You can do the supercooled water trick with superheated water too. You superheat the water to above boiling, then when you pour it, it turns to steam and evaporates. It's the poor man's way to make fog!
What I find interesting about "apology" is not that it's a contronym, it's that we (at least in the U.S.) tend to use it separately from both its meanings. We consider the apology to be "I'm sorry about X happening," and the admission or defense to be what comes next ("and I realize my mistakes/but I didn't do anything wrong"). "Apology" has come to mean "I feel badly" distinct from any admission/denial of guilt. So it's a contronym that isn't really used to mean _either_ of its denotations! Language evolution indeed.
Pool of Blood pillows: I didn't need to see these now or ever.
pool of blood pillows. ooops. not cool. LOVE ME SOME CLICKED THOUGH
Hi, Typed "Giant Brass balls" into google to see the results. Saw Colbert, as you predicted, then saw a featured ad for Testicles for sale. Followed the link and it was an ebay search for testicles. First item, bumper sticker. Second item: t-shirt. Last item: "The right to cut my balls off" http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-RIGHT-TO-CUT-MY-TESTICLES-OFF_W0QQitemZ160110548157QQihZ006QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
One of the comments on here mentioned that "Images of dead college-age students, whether pretend or not, is not something college students want to see, the parents and friends of the victims want to see, nor something I want to see." And what bothered me? Not the hilarious blood pool pillows. No, it was the writers expectation of correctness. As though there is some clear standard that you have violated. But the myth of political correctness is shrouded in its own definitions. To even challange the notion of that correctness or its efficacy, one finds themselves banished for the thought. A standard that isn't defined and can't be discussed? While at work recently, a group of my associates and I were having a conversation. At some point, someone made a comment about a co-worker that was less than positive. Which then gave way to talk about some interesting topics. Before long, it became apparent that one of the people in the group was unhappy with our conversation. We had offended him. Why? Because he felt that we had mocked someone else. His feelings became the standard that we all had to instantly adjust to. The consequence being, that we are not allowed to say things that might be deamed inappropriate by anyone. And that definition is determined by the listener. This listening definition eliminates speech with peer pressure. This is known as Politically Correct speech. Am I less of a human being because I think blood pillows are funny? Or because I am too daft to connect them to the Va Tech slayings? (I didn't connect them to the school shooting until I read that response ...) Am I un-American for even asking the question? Americans have become increasingly obsessed with politically correct speech. A high-ranking government official was dismissed for using a word correctly. (He used the word "niggerly" [grab a dictionary if you need to...]). Does that get my posting banned? Bring on the blood pillows. Bring on the nasty foul mouthed rants of theatre. Bring on the "insert offensive material here." Bring on the pictures of Mohammed. Bring on the nigger word ... uh-oh ... now, if I'm black am I allowed to say that? uh-oh ... am I allowed to refer to myself as black? I think I'm supposed to be African-American. Grr. Trying to keep up with politically correct speech is exhausting. What I am is a human being. Deserving of respect and dignity. As all people are. I give no one power to control my emotions with their speech; especially when it is filled with hate. People have a right to not like each other. Mature people respect that right. Immature people try to change others with their superior correctness. PS: I'm not black or African-American.
Will, I disagree witht he others on the pillows. You made it clear what they were pre-click, so if someone thought it might be bothersome to them they could have easily avoided the click. With that sort of dark humor you either think its funny or your don't.
Without trying to upset anyone's delicate sensabilities, Sheryl Crow is an idiot! Maybe eating all that nature food and stuff makes her feces easily cleaned by 1 square, but that wouldn't touch the aftermath of a mexican lunch.
And for the record, When I viewed the clip from Mike Daisy, I found it funny, but the way he chose to verbalize the joke seemed to rely more on sahock value of the language than the actual joke underneath. It was funny. Because that is probably exactly what Paris Hilton is thinking. But his choice of language is his choice as was the choice of the people who came to see him to leave bcause of it. That guy who poured water on his notes overstepped the line of acceptability, but in no way should Mike have tried to engage the audience in a debate over why they did not want to watch his show ("Maam, lets talk about it...use the english language like an adult instead of just walking out...etc"). I would have probably had to walk out to. The quote I heard was a little too vulgar for me as well.
Actually we don't lower the flag to half staff, we raise the flag to half staff, a subtle but important distinction that honors the dead and the flag at the same time.
Kirk, without going into any of the other aspects of your posting...the word is "niggardly," meaning stingy or miserly.


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