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Will Femia is a Weblog enthusiast who, through good fortune and dumb luck, was introduced to the form as his position as chat producer for MSNBC.com careered into obsolescence. On any given day, Will can be found having already spent an unhealthy amount of time squinting at a computer screen.

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No mas tequila

Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2007 12:54 PM by Will Femia

Y'know how sometimes someone will get fall-down stupid vomit drunk on tequila and thereafter they have a sick aversion to the stuff?  I feel like something similar happens when you have a child.  Where before I was generally indifferent to bad-news stories about kids, now I can't even listen to them. Kidnapping and abuse stories didn't used to mean very much to me and now I hit the mute button when they come on TV. So I hate this video. I've seen it growing in popularity all week and I've resisted posting it here because it turns my stomach. I see people online laughing and making silly parodies but I can't get in the spirit, even when I tell myself the kid came out OK.  The best I can do is not be totally outraged that no one was holding her hand, which is more than I can say about my reaction to that video a little while ago of the football player crashing into the 4-year-old in the end zone.  That one had me in obscenity-riddled, raging paroxysms all day. I deleted two rants just in the course of writing this paragraph in fact.  Anyway, there it is, one of the week's most viral videos.

I don't own a dog, however, so I can still see some twisted humor in selling the neighbor's dog.

Babe Ruth encourages sorority girls to play baseball. I'm not sure what to make of this. I think it's well meaning, if weird.

Ron Paul's former aid stabs him in the back; wants to take his congressional seat away from him. This seems pretty dramatic to me.  I wonder what their history is.

New Beastie Boys video (Lots to play with on their site... shake your rumpahhh)

And a new Smashing Pumpkins song is floating around out there.

Speaking of music, have you ever actually seen one of these Old Spice commercials on TV?  I've only seen them online, which I reckon makes it a pretty successful viral campaign.  P.S. I think I like this version of Hungry like the Wolf better than Duran Duran's.

"Welcome to Social Wallpapering, a community effort to classify, rank, and distribute high-resolution images for use as computer wallpaper."

Speaking of wallpaper, a recent link to Transformers wallpaper prompted one reader to wonder about the movie.  The latest trailer for the movie came out this week. (I tried the largest size HD version and it opened up larger than my screen.  Double click the top border and it sizes to fit.  Takes longer to download but it looks really good.) NOTE: After watching the trailer you may need to sit quietly with your eyes closed for a minute.

Not only do I think Men's Fitness put a little more meat on Andy Roddick's bones, I think they could have done a better job with the meat on his neck. It's nice to see distorted body imagery getting some equal opportunity treatment.

New Creature Found Living in Dead Whale - The rest of the article is not quite as interesting so you may be better off working with the headline and your own imagination.

Working for a company that's connected to the Microsoft family I often receive announcements of new products and initiatives.  Not secret insider stuff, just press releases and those congratulations notes project managers like to send.  This week I got one for the Live Earth concert site and another about Microsoft buying aQuantive.  But I didn't hear anything about Popfly, which is arguably the coolest of the three.  It lets you build mashups and other toys kind of like Yahoo's Pipes, but I had to smile when I caught myself saying, "Ah, this is like Scratch." (About that Live Earth site by the way, I watched MSN's New Year's online simulcasts and a John Legend concert and the quality was surprisingly good.)

I was interested to see this Apple.com item on audio recording, not just because of this Voices in my Head series I've been working on but because a colleague and I were recently enjoying clicking through the work of Dai Sugano. (The equipment talk in the Apple piece doesn't come until the last column.)

Looks like The Pirate Bay, popular focus of Bit Torrent downloads (often of the copyrighted nature), will be launching a YouTube competitor.

The first meaning based search engine. The piece explains a number of tests of a new search engine called Hakia. While semantic search is expected to be a revolution, it doesn't sound like it's going to come from this particular site.  Still interesting and good to start paying attention now.

Speaking of what's new in search, Google's universal search is basically like searching all of their channels at once. Much more here on what they're calling Google 2.0.

Ann Althouse and her commenters explore why men don't take classes. (Apparently women who take classes to meet men aren't finding any men in the classes.)

Vote for Hillary Clinton's campaign song. Unfortunately you don't get to see the results so far after you vote. They should have a write-in section.

"On these pages you will see innovative new homes of remarkable strength, economy, and beauty, brought to life by an elegant new architecture and the discovery of a new source of pollution-free energy." Remarkably includes a price list page.

I saw a rundown of new TV shows coming to CBS and didn't understand why it would show up as a popular link.  They have a new show about vampires so I figured maybe it was that community.  But now I see that it's a new reality show they have planned that's drawing the attention.  "A reality TV show based on William Golding's novel Lord of the Flies and featuring a group of children is heading for US TV screens, reports say."

More on this week's bully theme: This girl got one of those holding-a-sign-in-public punishments for being a bully.  Is it just me or is that punishment kind of bullying? Do we have to wonder where she gets her taste for humiliating others?

Arrow golf - The only thing golfy about it is that there's a system of par.  Otherwise it's a target game. The animation kind of reminds me of that creepy falling bikini lady that was so viral a while back.

"More and more of our time online is being spent at an ever-smaller number of megasites." Nick Carr calls these megasites "information plantations."

"A cheap $5 throwaway flashlight into a blinding torch" - Basically switch out the batteries and bulb.

Ravelry is a knit and crochet community.

The Wii weight loss plan guy has lost 28 pounds so far.

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I hear ya about the kid stuff. A dozen years ago, when my wife was pregnant with our first child, I worked in a newsroom from 3 to midnight. That was during the 'must see TV' years of Thursday night NBC shows, so my wife would record them for me to watch when I got home. Do you remember the ER episode called "Love's Labor Lost?" If not, I'm sure you'll be able to find it. Imagine watching that one by yourself at 2AM, with your pregnant wife upstairs. I had the same revelation you're having right now. I no longer watch much TV. yeharr
This afternoon I saw a woman on the freeway with her infant in the front seat of her airbag equiped car in it's rear facing safety seat. She was smoking and taling on a cell phone.
Will, two thought tonight: 1. I'm going to have nightmares about that member-of-the-family dachsund being sold (no kids, only pets on my end). 2. I've seen another of the Old Spice commercials on TV. It plays on small cable, like G4-Tech TV, and is one of the only ads I stop forwarding my DVR through to actually watch. :)
You don't need to have kids to find that video less than amusing or in fact infuriating that the kid was allowed to wander off like that. I'm not sure where the idea that people getting genuinely hurt and injured was funny came from, most of this stuff is not like someone tripping or the dad getting hit with the baseball where it's mostly pride involved. These people are getting HURT, often very seriously, and it's not funny to me at all.
Hey Will! You blog, Hillary listens. When I clicked for the campaign song vote, it did have a write-in area at the bottom of the poll box.
I am with you, sir. I am unhappy that the video is so popular, as evidenced by the comments on YouTube. I am appalled that the usually impeccable Keith Olbermann chose to allow this to run on COUNTDOWN. No, Mr. Olbermann, I didn't laugh, either at the original video or the selected remix. Children are innocent, sometimes pretty oblivious, and always in need of special care. Accidents happen; the mom turned her head for one second maybe, the breakdancer truly didn't see the girl. Stuff happens. The disturbing part of all this is the propagation of the video for "entertainment", and given the subject, that's child abuse. Society needs to take care of its future, which is its' children. Human society will likely be here long after all of us now walking the planet are long dead.
I just saw one of the old spice commercials for the first time tonight. I have never seen them on the web but it was Bruce Campbell singing Duran Duran in an old spice commercial. How many of those can there be? It was on the Comedy channel during a showing of Office Space.
Bruce Campbell singing a Duran Duran song? Now that is something I have to see. Alas I will have to wait until after work. Thanks for the tip-off JR. As to the original topic, I too am more hypersensitive to the issue of children being hurt since I have had kids. I'm also hypersensitive to scenes where mom or dad have to send their kids away for safety reasons. While pregnant with my second baby I was put on bed rest, and I couldn't take care of my oldest. She had to go stay with her grandma two cities over until I could safely deliver her sister. That was terribly difficult for her, her father, and I. Scenes like the beginning of "The Chronicles of Narnia" inevitably make me cry like an idiot. Videos with kids getting hurt inevtiably tick me off.
Excluding my stepdaughters, I'm not a big fan of kids in general. Had I not married someone that had kids I certainly never would have had any. In general, my mothering instincts extend to dogs, hamsters, and other furry animals that don't make me sneeze. However, that video still pisses me off. And I think it isn't so much to do with being a parent as it is with being a caring human being. I hope the kid was okay. What a strange society we live in...it's so easy to laugh at someone else's misfortune, yet when the misfortune becomes ours, we expect to be the center of the universe. On a side note, several of the counter arguments I've seen in favor of that video are in the realm of, "Kids will always do stupid things and get banged up." But seriously, there's a difference between me learning to ride my bike and wiping out in the neighbor's cactus garden and my mother being so distracted she'd let me wander into a crowd of break dancers. Parenting plz!
Bruce Campbell doing anything is inherantly funny but as a fan of Richard Cheese and his music I can't help but feel he is being cheated a bit by this meme.
Hey Will, there is a new international version of the Transformers trailer out there too, with a slightly different ending (funnier too, IMHO). Can't find a working link (curse the administrators here at work for blocking streaming video...). Growing up and watching my fair share Saturday morning cartoons, I was skeptical about this movie when I first heard about it. But after hearing the "transforming" sound effect and seeing all the trailers, I can say with a doubt that I will be seeing this movie on opening night on July 4th!
Just watch Funniest Home Videos. The funniest videos voted by the audience usually involve a child falling or getting hit or an adult male getting hit in the crotch. The laugh track goes wild while I cringe.
FHV usually ticks me off because of those very things. I used to laugh uproariously at FHV when I was younger. I never did find the kids getting hurt thing funny. Especially after having children. But I'm glad Russell pointed out the crotch shots too. It took my husband's less than amused scowl the first few times we watched such things together for me to understand that it's not really funny, that it's laughing at someone else's pain, because they are a different sex. I wouldn't (and don't) think it's funny when he gets accidentally nailed, because I care about him. So why would it be funny for it to happen to someone else? For some reason everyone believes it's hilarious to see this. Feminists stood up against violence against women in the media, even when supposedly portrayed in a humorous fashion... who's going to stand up for the guys? Why is it that this Achilles' heel for men is so humorous? It's really not funny when you think about it.
An alternative clip (first on the list to the right on the page you link) of the CU player 'tackling' the four year old shows it freaked him out pretty badly, too. The breakdancer-in-the-subway made me jump (and the fact that it's so popular and AMUSING makes me gag), and the tackle made me gasp, but then smile because the player immediately rolls over, holding the kid, not the ball. WHY is there a four-year-old on the sidelines of a football game anyway?!
Will, that Hakia site you linked to was interesting, but their suggested result can be a little jarring. Try typing in "Who's your daddy?"
No biggie, but I didn't see anyone else saying it... I disagree with your "taste for humiliating others" comment. I certainly see how you could make the connection, especially if the girl had a history of bullying behavior, but even her school administrator mentioned she was normally a caring person. I think the punishment is quite clever, actually, and would be interested to know (though I suppose we probably never will) whether it works.
well, as a father of 3, i understand the "outrage" in watching this, but ... on a juvenile level it is interesting. i guess if you ever thought the 3 stooges was funny, this could be amusing. looked painful to me.
boo hoo hoo ... kid was ok in the subway .. get over it, it is WAY funny .. and YES i do have children, three in fact and we all watch americas funniest videos every sunday and have a GREAT TIME ... humor is what makes the world go round .. not whiney crybabies, go make some more laws that the us constitution our mothers and not our laws ..
Hey John Mccormick, I think the comments were aimed at the twisted people who enjoy this form of entertainment not at trying to get it banned.
Will, Seems like a good way for this girl to find out what bullying feels like to me. If we don't teach our children anything, then they don't LEARN anything. Look around you. ET


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