My new boob tubes
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 7:16 PM by Will Femia
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NBC Says that P2P is Robbing Poor Corn Farmers - I don't actually have any contact with whatever department or lawyers are in charge of making this case so I don't have much to contribute to this report. The argument is that if people weren't stealing movies online they'd be going to theaters and buying popcorn which would be helping corn farmers. Actually, I'm more likely to buy a bag of Smartfood to eat while I watch a movie on my computer than I am to buy movie theater popcorn that requires a bank loan to afford.
Speaking of which, after watching Sunday's Flight of the Conchords on my DVR last night I went to YouTube to call up their stage clips. On a whim I finally plugged my laptop's video and audio outputs into my new HDTV. YouTube is not exactly a high definition experience but watching computer video on a big clear TV while sitting on the couch was a good time. (P.S. I spent forever trying to find the Flight of the Conchords "Make sweet love" song only to finally figure out that it's by a group called Tripod. Are groovy singing comedy groups common in that part of the world?)
Speaking of watching at home, have you seen this site? I only poked around a little but I found a surprisingly few dead links. (And I didn't know Robert Englund was in V - The series.)
Meanwhile... "The median U.S. download speed now is 1.97 megabits per second — a fraction of the 61 megabits per second enjoyed by consumers in Japan, says the report released Monday. Other speedy countries include South Korea (median 45 megabits), France (17 megabits) and Canada (7 megabits)." Can you imagine how much downloading would be going on if we were 30 times faster? Not to be a conspiracy theorist but I bet someone in the content business has and they're not happy about it.
Speaking of being unhappy about downloading, Commuter Click: Record sales are tanking, and there's no hope in sight: How it all went wrong - this is the follow-up. I think the recording industry would be in trouble even if there was no illegal downloading. Home recording, new social networks and means of distribution all mean bad things for musical middlemen.
Japanese sneak pitch
Shut up about the iPhone already - Too late. It looks like Pogue's video review ruled the day. By the way, they started lining up for the iPhone yesterday.
Sort of related: Mac or PC rap
Roll the block. A nice puzzle with a limited number of levels so you have something to work toward.
I never heard of Grand Central and if Google is buying it I guess that doesn't matter but the idea of consolidating my numbers into a single number and never having to change them again has some real appeal.
90+ Online Photography Tools and Resources - A lot of them have duplicate functionality but this is still handy, especially if you're looking for free tools.
If ever there was a demonstration of just how boring prison is, it's this guy doodling all over himself. And it's also pretty funny that a white supremacist ends up tattooing himself blue to advertise his views. Blue power?
The baby from the Nirvana album cover is 17.
This blogger has spotted the same guy showing up in a lot of Muslim protest photos. I guess he just makes a good angry face that photographers like. I wonder if news photographers take this kind of thing into account. I remember a while ago when the ten commandments were being taken out of the court house down south and a bunch of Christians gathered to protest. Their protest was totally peaceful and respectful and basically prayerful. But of course there was one guy who was yelling and being generally insane and ranting. So of course, all the cameras ran over to him. Eventually the scene we saw was of other Christian protestors beseeching the crazy guy to calm down because he was casting the whole event in a bad light. I don't know how well this particular Muslim protestor represents the cause he's associating himself with but that's what comes to mind when I see the same guy showing up in all these photos.
Cocaine-addled driver destroys entire cornfield on run from police - It's the photo you want to see.
Moon over Manhattan - What did you think, it just floats around up there?
The paradox of choice is something I often wonder about when I hear Web forecasters talking about the demise of media giants. While there's a lot to appreciate in the diversity and opportunity of the Web, at some point do people just log off and go watch TV? Will a "mainstream media" be a useful means of narrowing the choices?
Speaking of narrowing choices, How Web 2.0 really works versus how we think it works. Given some of the responses every time I mention "wisdom of the crowds" I'd say how it really works is exactly how a lot of people think it works.
Do you remember a few years back there was a mini-scandal when some high school kids visited the president wearing flip-flops? Now high school kids are showing up at the White House and handing him a letter asking him to end torture.
Spinning Silhouette Optical Illusion - I broke my brain on this.
"Tetrachromat Females - The title is just a fancy way of saying that some women seem to have four colour receptors in their eyes rather than the usual three." Women seeing extra colors? Plus last week I read about supertasters being able to taste more than the average human. Was X-men fiction or forecast?
Microsoft hired a former Google employee and asked him about what it's like to work at Google (and how to compete with Google for new hires). The answers are much more interesting than the video tours I've seen of scooters and the giant white board.
Slide show: Inside China's Vast Factories - I don't know why, but I would have expected more mechanical automation.
Speaking of mechanical automation, Farms Fund Robots to Replace Migrant Fruit Pickers - Of course, if you think illegal immigrants are stealing jobs from Americans, this still isn't very good news.
Virginia Introduces $3550 Speeding Ticket - It's actually a weird mix of a huge ticket fine plus a mandatory tax and then other penalties to boot. The article slips in the point that traffic lawyers will see new business as more people fight huge tickets. (Also interesting to note that this is a site about the politics of driving. New one to me.)
This story has been on TV all day but it seems appropriate for us to check out here. A guy was stuck on a plane that couldn't take off because of bad weather. He happens to run a video camera business and taped an interview with the pilots. This is an interesting side of the "shout it from the rooftops" theme I mentioned yesterday. Versions of this story credit the videotaping and "citizen journalism" with drawing the attention of authorities and eventually getting the people off the plane. P.S. I love the part where the pilot is lecturing him on security with the cockpit doors wide open. There's a certain national disaster that would have been completely avoided had pilots kept their cockpits secure and here's this guy acting like he sitting in his minivan. Nice. **ADDING: There's been some objection to my implied blame of the 9/11 pilots. See the comments for further discussion.
Speaking of keeping your video camera handy, I reckon if you looked hard enough at prehistoric cave paintings you'd find renderings of cops chasing skateboarders. Some things never change.
Map of Europe, Year 1000
Speaking of maps, Where On Earth Was Middle-earth?
"As the material is zapped at the appropriate wavelength, part of the hydrocarbons that make up the plastic and rubber in the material are broken down into diesel oil and combustible gas." I know the point is recycling but it sounds like it'd make a great evil genius ray gun.
Token Paris Hilton links:
- The Learning Annex is going to pay her a million bucks to give a seminar on how to build your brand. I'd be interested to know how strategic she is about the stunts she pulls. Not interested enough to pay money to hear her speak, but if someone bootlegs it I'd probably download it out of curiosity.
- Given recent evidence I reckon watching her on video is better than reading her writing.
"These guys take 30,000 matchstick tops and drop them in a bucket. When they finally light them the explosion actually creates a small mushroom cloud over the bucket."
How to become invisible... Tricks of urban camouflage
Pearl the cursing baby retires after one last video with Will Farrell.
Top 10 Uses For Used Coffee Grounds - If you're going to ask someone to rub used coffee grounds and oil on their butt and thighs and wrap them in shrink wrap, you're going to need to offer more reassurance than "it just might work."
You may have seen that there's a video of a groundhog or somesuch rodent with one eyebrow raised that's been circulating online. I didn't think much of it but it appears to be catching on as the latest silly Web viral icon. Some examples.
"The thing to understand at this point is the intention and concept behind current ops in Iraq: if you grasp this, you can tell for yourself how the operations are going, without relying on armchair pundits."
I haven't mentioned it much but folks online have been talking about Facebook the way they used to talk about Google (see the first half of this piece). The real kick came when they opened their platform to developers so that anyone could build a Facebook tool or widget. Lately I've been seeing discussion of what is being called The Facebook Problem. What happens when you make an application for Facebook and it's wildly successful with tens or even hundreds of thousands of users? “I have 250,000 users, now what?” More discussion here - and lest you think this doesn't matter to you if you aren't a widget maker, keep in mind that as soon as these guys figure out how to make money from what they make they're going to be trying to get you to pay it.
The Washington Post series on Dick Cheney that you've no doubt been hearing about is here. It is long as heck, which is probably part of why it's making so much news. Here's some really amazing insight into that series. What a gift it would be to read the news with this kind of perspective.
And the Cheney series has sparked a new wave of activity from the 9/11 Truth folks. I don't have much time for their open ended questions on the physics of building materials but they definitely do a thorough job of sifting through official accounts.