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Will Femia is a Weblog enthusiast who, through good fortune and dumb luck, was introduced to the form as his position as chat producer for MSNBC.com careered into obsolescence. On any given day, Will can be found having already spent an unhealthy amount of time squinting at a computer screen.

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Like it grows on trees

Posted: Friday, August 17, 2007 12:28 PM by Will Femia
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Weird, scary and bizarre iPhone tales - I was going to pull out the individual ones I liked and just link to those but there are more cool ones than boring ones on the list.

One that isn't on the list is the guy charging money just to let people touch it. I guess supplies in some places are more limited than others.

Related: In discussing the ridiculous billing policy AT&T is applying to the iPhone, this blogger provides some tree to paper math. UPDATE: Hey look, he got an answer, sort of.

Speaking of the value of paper, "Flexible paper batteries could meet the energy demands of the next generation of gadgets, says a team of researchers."

One of these days I'm going to redo those categories in the right column.  I've been pretty good about checking the "games" box whenever an entry has a mention of a game or a recommendation from Ralph but those others I don't bother with. Instead I could probably make one for Doritos, one for lightning porn, definitely one for photoshopping imperfections from models and lately it seems like there could be one for busted news photos.  This week's feature is a woman holding up bullets she says were fired at her house in Iraq. The blog swarm is like meat in a piranha tank.

Speaking of fish in tanks, Really cool aquariums - Aquariums (aquaria?) are cool by definition. I currently maintain a terrarium for frogs but a reef tank has always been one of my "if I win the lottery" items. I once went to a store in New Hampshire that specialized in aquatic displays and they had fresh water tanks set up to look like the bottom of a northeastern pond.  They used native fish too, those kind of dull gray fish with just a little color and texture in the scales like sunfish or trout. The light was dark and filtered. Almost more like a living museum diorama, it was a great twist on the typical garish display.

In case you thought Google Street View was something new, check out Rand McNally's photo-auto maps (circa 1907).

"Americans these days use the media the way a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination." In this case the quote is being used by Seattle Times editor David Boardman in a memo to staff about leaving their politics outside the newsroom.

Headline most seeming to be an Onion article and most depressingly not: Obama's Appeal to Well-Educated Not Conducive to Winning Nomination

Kind of related: The age of endarkenment

Speaking of the Onion, "Although many of its highways and bridges are in severe disrepair, the traditionally undemanding state of Minnesota isn't comfortable asking for more interstate funding, sources reported Monday." Yet another example of that site's amazing prescience - check out the date.

Speaking of supernatural vegetables, Seeing God in a slice of eggplant.

Amazing sandwich sculptures

Speaking of unusual art media, how about toothpicks and nails? (This feels like the kind of collection that was taken from somewhere else but it's the best grouping of this artist's work I could find.)

'Embrace the cheese' - Is a movie about dinosaurs strapped with weapons and sent off to battle a cool idea or a stupid idea?

Stephen King writes the last word on Harry Potter (a generally positive review).

"'Specially trained security personnel' will be watching passengers for 'micro-expressions' that will reveal treacherous agendas and insidious intentions at airports around the country."
Wouldn't it be cool if you really could specially train someone to recognize micro-expressions that would reveal treacherous agendas and insidious intentions? The special agents would experience life in slow motion, hearing the squish of every eye blink; the deepening dimples of a smile would groan like a twisted balloon.

The story of the Russian region declaring September 12th Conception Day drew a lot of titters but jokes aside, I wonder what would happen to a society if everyone had nearly the same birthday.

Top ten prison survival tips - I agree with the commenter who said these feel like they were written by someone who hasn't actually been to prison.  Of course, I haven't been to prison either so who am I to second guess?

I built a 535 ft. Slip 'n Slide - All I think when I look at this is "rash."

Speaking of unusual water recreation, insane wave pool in Tokyo. In the comments of the blog named on the clip a lot of people don't believe it's real. It looks real to me. I wonder how much water is displaced by that many people.  When they all get out is there an inch of water (or... ahem... whatever) in the bottom of the pool?

Speaking of undulating surfaces, "HypoSurface is the World's first display system where the screen surface physically moves! ... The surface behaves like a precisely controlled liquid: waves, patterns, logos, even text emerge and fade continually within its dynamic surface." If you click the "product" tab there are a bunch of videos to see it in action.  It's hard to tell how much noise it makes. Sounds a bit clacky.

I keep seeing links to photos from the recent Miss Teen USA competition, usually associated with an exclamation like, "That's a teenager?"  I don't know, some of them look like teenagers.

Following on the heels of the science tattoos from the other day, anatomy tattoos.

Lightning porn shot of the day! (Folks who've asked about tips on doing this, see his note about taking a lot of pictures.  He didn't just snap this because he saw lightning headed for the tree.)

We have not broken the speed of light. I don't know if you saw the article about the two scientists claiming they'd broken the speed of light. It was such thin gruel I didn't bother mentioning it here - the kind of science article that doesn't mention much of the science and instead gets all worked up about the possibilities "if it's true" or "if it works." Anyway, this blog focuses on the science to find out what they're really talking about (quantum tunneling).

Sometimes, worse than online games are these photo sites.  I lost some time to My Confined Space today. This one gave me a laugh. Not the thought of bad things happening to people in wheelchairs but the idea of putting the crocodiles at the bottom of the hill and thinking posting a sign will ensure that nothing bad happens.

"You've reached this page because the site you were trying to visit now blocks the FireFox browser." I'm not sure where this page is being used but the point is that Firefox can have features that so thoroughly block ads that some content providers feel like they're being robbed.

Cassette tape culture

"People with the surnames Morgan, Rackham, Bonny, Read, Kidd or Teach, are being invited to discover possible connections with the likes of Blackbeard and Calico Jack, in a series of events by English Heritage." I have a feeling that even if some of these guys did manage to procreate, they weren't likely in the kind of name taking relationship that would be useful to genealogists.

"Even if it is fake, it's a damn good CGI job." And when it comes to UFO videos, that's all we really ask.

Ralph's Recommendation:

School Invaders: Blast the Aliens
Bug-eyed aliens have invaded your school. You and your friends must blast them into puddles of green goo before it's too late!

This one's a bit challenging at first, but it gets pretty fun once you get the hang of it. Be sure to use your mouse to look around each room before you proceed, and don't try to go too far too fast.
-Ralph

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Will, the first story on that Bizarre iPhones tales page was already shot down by Snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/iphonethumb.asp

I wonder if the others are true.
Will, regarding the list of prison survival tips:  The list is extremely accurate. My husband has been a CO for many years, and he says everything on that list is absolutely true.

On an unrelated note: I would love to see pics of your frogs!
It seems like UFO's always have lights of some kind or some portion of the craft is rotating.  Why would this be?  Most, if not all, believers in UFO's believe they are of an extra-terrestrial origin.  What purpose would either of these features provide?  
Hi, Will,

I had just looked at that Mental Floss link to the aquariums a few days ago and posted a link in my own blog (randomesq.com) that you might like; it is to a forum post entitled:

"One of my piranhas died. WHY?"

and it comes with the warning: "*graphic*" The thing is, as soon as you see the picture, it will be painfully obvious how it died. I'll be damned, it's like Fish CSI over there. Be sure to scroll down for the decapitated head. I love that one of the responses suggests it was a hate crime. People crack me up.

Here's the link URL:
http://www.monsterfishkeepers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66698
Hey Will:

Long time reader, first time caller (I always wanted to type that).  Anyhow, I thought you might enjoy this guys follow up to the UFO videos.  Too bad, they were fun to watch.

http://break.com/jasonblack
Ah, cassette tapes...before long we're going to have to explain to the next generation of kids what they were, much like we do about vinyl today.  "In my day, we couldn't skip to individual tracks!  We had to press the fast-forward button...and guess when the next song began!"

BTW, on that cassette page, there's a link to a site where you can generate your own words on the face of a tape.  There are other politically-themed word generators on that site too, with pictures of Dubya, Condi, Rummy, the Pope, etc.  Just fill in the word/thought balloons and have a good laugh.  Here's the link:

http://www.says-it.com/cassette/cassette.php
Firefox is stealing, eh? Okay, using that logic, I'm "stealing" revenue from advertisers when I skip commercials using my DVR, or when I change the channel during commercial breaks. Advertisers seem to think that they have this wholesale lock on a market, and when people rebel against their advertising annoyances, they cry "theft." Please.

There's a reason Firefox is such a popular browser. The ad-blocking is a huge bonus.
Will, from what I understand, the "UFOs in Haiti" video is part of a viral marketing campaign for the new HALO game.
Firefox can bypass the blocking code with the UserAgent plugin to change the browser-type info reported to the server.  

That said, I see absolutely no problem with siteowners blocking Firefox as long as its users are blocking their source of funding.

Firefox may be a popular browser in large part due to the ad blocking, but that popularity will quickly wane if its users can't get ad-supported sites to open anymore.

The ads on webpages cannot be compared to TV.  With TV, the content is not displayed in tandem with the advertising.  If it becomes a concern to the broadcasters (in other words, they start losing ad revenue), I would not be surprised to see them displaying ads alongside the shows.  Just think of how Bloomberg TV looks and translate that to all programming...
A quibble:  I't hard to read that Stephen King Potter review and find him not mentioning Terry Pratchett once.
I'm more than a little suspicous of the Firefox blocking statement. First, it's spare on self-attribution. Who are these people, and if they think they have a valid point, why aren't they saying who they are? It's not as if Firefox users are going to march up the hill with torches and storm the castle.

Second, since Firefox is an open source project, publishing code about how to block it pretty much specifies what the coders need to do to get around the block.

Third, it makes the point about Firefox, but completely ignores all those secondary products that block ad-ware, spy-ware, etc.  Those products can be used even with IE. Why is there no rant against those?

Fourth, just the very fact that there's a page making this statement explicit seems bizzare. Plenty of places already make it more difficult to use Firefox vs. IE, they just don't bother to say so, leaving the user to wonder, and come to their own conclusions on what to use. Making the point explicitly like this would make the poster seem like such a vitrioloic jerk that people would shy away from having anything to do with their business. I assume there's a business that's supposed to be associated with this, because there's so much focus on that in the statement.

All in all, it has all the earmarks of someone's attempt at contrarianism for its own sake, or at best as an attention getting mechanism. Among those earmarks is the need to include justification in the form of quoting court decisions. In short, it looks like a net.kook's work. Looking like this may be intentional, if the intent is to discredit anti-Firefox folks.

There are in fact sites that do make it difficult to use Firefox there. Perhaps accidently, perhaps not, but sometimes with little incentive to "fix" things. I keep IE installed and use it only for those sites. And after I leave them, I can run AdAware or ZoneAlarm and sure enough, there's not just ad droppings, but things the software identifies as spy ware that wasn't there immediately before visiting that site.
The whole blocked firefox thing seems really counter-productive to me. I run firefox for a lot of reasons, the main ones being that my access is smoother, faster and less clunky, and I don't seem to collect as much random spyware. In short, it's more convenient, and when I'm veging on the wire, it's all about convenience. So, then, if I encounter a web site that won't let me use my preferred browser, I'm not going to jump to another browser, no matter what statement they're saying about their rights as a content provider. I'm just going to shrug, say "Oh well," and not go to their web site. I think most casual users are the same way.

It was probably just porn, anyway.
If you want to see what kind of site is using the "we've blocked FireFox" page go to this entry on The J-Walk Blog:
http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/blocking_firefox/
The palm trees are identical in the UFO video. Definately CGI.
Re: "Wouldn't it be cool if you really could specially train someone to recognize micro-expressions that would reveal treacherous agendas and insidious intentions"

We already have a guy like that.  He's called Derren Brown.  sp?  Check for him on youtube.  
Shouldn't engineers be held responsible for the bridge collapse?
Actually the Prison Tips are fairly accurate.  Not going into details as to how I might know this, but suffice to say, if you find yourselfs in the "joint" the tips ae all extremly valid and will go a long way to keeping you safe.


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