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Will Femia is a Weblog enthusiast who, through good fortune and dumb luck, was introduced to the form as his position as chat producer for MSNBC.com careered into obsolescence. On any given day, Will can be found having already spent an unhealthy amount of time squinting at a computer screen.

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Ninjas, this means war

Posted: Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:07 PM by Will Femia

Female 'Ninjas' Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger - That's pretty much the whole story except that New York City has also been dealing with a ninja burglar. This can mean only one thing: it's time for a war on ninjas. Sorry al Qaeda, we're moving on. ADDING: Dear Ninja, what's the deal?

Speaking of fun with thievery, creative writing assignment seed line: "oh my god... bill this is the thief!! LOL" - Ready, go!  Actually, this hardly needs any creative thinking to be a good story. Someone uploaded photos to a Flickr account on a stolen laptop and because the Flickr account was cookied, they posted the photos to the account of the rightful laptop owner. The suspicion is that the photo is of the thief. I suppose there's something Web 2.0 about the idea of making your own mug shot.  BoingBoing has more links: Presumed idiot criminal uploads pix of self from stolen iMac

Speaking of creative writing, The World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories - A list of most clever conspiracy theories would be fun too.

The Pollster.com Disclosure Project: "Starting today we will begin to formally request answers to a limited but fundamental set of methodological questions for every public poll asking about the primary election released in, for now, a limited set of states."

Speaking of defining the terms, how do you define sectarian violence?

Speaking of definitions, it is definitional to the Commuter Click that I'm initially discouraged by its length but find myself so absorbed that I have to print it out and take it with me. That's what happened with this piece when my curiosity about the "where is she now" of the angry segregationist in the famous Little Rock photo turned into a lot of lost time on a really compelling human story. (And by the way, this is the third Vanity Fair piece I've recommended in the past couple weeks.  Did they re-do their Web site? I don't recall every clicking their articles before.)

For those who think too visually to bother with text blogging there's Sketchcast. It's like recording your white board sketch or like a coach drawing a play with circles and crosses.

“Simpsons” Scenes and their Reference Movies - Frames from the Simpsons matched with their corresponding movie frame. This took some serious (and important) work.

Speaking of serious work, who are this year's MacArthur fellows? I'm not sure why I was so interested in this list. I think because as a whole it reflects standards we don't usually see celebrated. As far as I know, none of these people have been photographed exiting a car in a miniskirt without underwear.

Speaking of geniuses, Tattoo regrets - Spell check, people!

I think this is related spam but I still thought it was funny: Tattoo lovers dating. Every time I see a dating site I thank the stars I met my wife before the Internet age. I can't imagine dating this way.

Bush's UN Speech Full of Fone-eh-tick Pronunciations for World Leaders - I know this'll give Bush bashers a tickle but I don't think it's a fair shot.  Reading off a teleprompter is a whole different ball game from reading off a page.  I've seen phonetics in teleprompter scripts. I've even see "take a breath here" marks. I'm not saying I think the president really knows how to pronounce the names of these countries but the use of phonetics in teleprompter scripts isn't a scandal.

"A photographic collection of faces found in everyday places." Or, "Everything is staring at me."

Speaking of seeing things, the case of that missing girl Madeleine McCann has the peculiar element of sightings all over the world. I read this item and followed the link to the supposed photo of her in Morocco. (Yes, that tiny one of a girl on a person's back.) A missing child is serious, so I don't want to make jokes about Elvis sightings, but that's what came to mind.

Bed-wetter Nation - Compares the visit by Nikita Khrushchev in 1959 to the visit by Ahmadinejad this week and accuses America of becoming "a pants-piddling mess." I've been thinking lately, in light of our look at the application of the taser last week, that the frantic reaction to Ahmadinejad is more a reflection of our relatively new "zero tolerance" culture. Whether we're arresting 8-year-olds for having two inch pocket knives or electrocuting unarmed obnoxious people, we seem to have lost our wiggle room. I understand why: Wiggle room on students and weapons yields horrifying killing sprees. Wiggle room on terrorism yields 9/11. But sometimes the phenomenon does seem to get the better of our reason. I'm open to refutation and changing my mind on this, it's just a thought I've been nursing lately.

Other Ahmadinejad items I clicked:

That's not Meg White in that sex tape. (This link is safe for work. Click beyond this at your own risk.)

Ravelry - A knitting social site launching soon. It's amazing how much power this hobby has online. I think the Today show needs a knitting reporter.

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Hey Will,

It's always those few fringe ninjas that give the rest of them a bad name.  Joel Veitch (of "Blode" fame) has a more upbeat take on them:

http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/
From The World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories:
"Scientology: Billions of years ago the intergalactic overlord Xenu used a film to brainwash our souls ("Thetans") into believing in the world's major religions, which he invented."

Wait a second! I thought that Scientology was an actual, valid religion, but this article seems to state that it is, in fact, a cult! Wow, I never would have thought that!

(The preceding is sarcasm. Take seriously at your own risk.)
Anywho, all hail the mighty Xenu! We must rescue him from his eternal prison! If we could only deactivate that blasted eternal battery!
(Oops, more sarcasm)
Hi Will, The wierdest conspiracies listed aren't even close.  There was a site called Black Ops during the early days of the Web,(14-15 yrs. ago), that had people send in their "theories" and favorites.  My all time favorite was the Spam conspiracy, (Meat-not email-that spam didn't exist yet). It was fantastic, hooking everything from aliens, pyramids, Illuminati, cattle mutilations and Elvis sightings plus everything else into one massive conspiracy based on the mystery meat, Spam.  I printed it out as a put on for a little nutjob at our local donut shop just before he left to work in Alaska for 6 months.  My son had doodled on a corner of the front page.  Three months later I was having coffee with a friend at a local truck stop discussing the net and I was telling him about it when a trucker got involved in the conversation.  He said he had documentation on the Spam conspiracy out in his truck which he had gotten from a guy in New Hampshire.  He went out and got it and there on the front page of the much copied piece was my son's much copied doodle.  As I understand, it was put together by a couple of college kids.  Last time I looked for Black Ops their site said to buy their book at Barnes and Noble. The tin foil hat thing started about the same time as an early net hoax.  I chatted with that guy a bit back then.  He ended up making a lot of money selling plans for the hats.  The last time I looked at his site he was still pushing the hat plans and the Oregon rain forest tree dwelling octopus (with Pics).
Re: President Bush's teleprompter woes...

Don't you think that it is simply unfair to make a big deal of this? I mean, really, it's long been at the point that W is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. If he had pronounced the names incorrectly, it would have been another round of "Look how President Chimpy is embarrassing America!" And now that measures were taken to compensate for his glaring lack of verbal prowess, we make a big deal about how he's using a phonetic spelling on the teleprompter.

I'm sick of the "gotcha!" culture coming from that side of the political spectrum.

I do appreciate the fairness you've shown in this story, though, Will.
Those conspiracies are hilarious. And the comments are even better for a good laugh. NESARA is an intrigueing idea. But then I gave up hope on that one when the author on the started writing about Cheney and Bush's "mind-controlled clones..."
Thanks for the commuter click. You are right. Absolutely gripping, start to finish.








Hi Will,

I was having a hard time with the lawsuit in England about "The Inconvenient Truth" until my spouse pointed out it was all a matter of perspective. I was asked if I would have a problem with Newt Gingrich having a movie shown to all the 8th graders in America. LOL.
Thanks for the links!
Say it ain't so!  War on ninjas would undermine the very premise of my blog, which is to track the concept of the "ninja motif" in modern society.  

What I've learned so far is that the ninja identity has been hijacked by various groups ranging from rebels in the Congo to reggae rappers to petty thieves such as you've mentioned.

Real ninjas, however, are all around.  They spring from that magical place inside all of us, formerly thought to be the house of the inner child.  I urge you to release you inner ninja.  IN the meantime, keep clicking, I enjoy your site greatly.


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