The clicker as weapon
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2008 4:49 PM by Will Femia
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Games, CES2008
I have some assorted CES links I neglected to share the other day but I'm trying to catch up on my Web reading (that is what Clicked is about after all) so here's a bit of what I clicked.
Gizmodo's stunt at CES would almost be funny if the stakes weren't so high. They used some of those universal TV-turner-offers to randomly shut off videos displays at the Consumer Electronics Show. I can understand the urge since there is probably no other more gratuitous display of video screens - imagines millions of square feet of the Best Buy TV section. But the whole point is the TVs and what they're displaying. And more than that, companies have
paid a lot of money to be there to display them. And even more than that, they stand to make or lose a lot of money depending on how those displays are received. And on top of it all, thousands of people have very limited time, energy and attention to spread around the show so any down time is especially costly.
I like the idea of using those universal turn-off remotes for when you walk into a bar and no one is talking and all eyes are gobbed on the TV - when TV is infringing upon what should be a social situation. Even interrupting sports viewing makes a statement of sorts. I'm not sure I see the statement in the Gizmodo stunt.
How to actually win a fist fightMr. Potato Head makes octopus pal - I know animals in zoos are given stimulation like this to keep them healthy and active but I wouldn't have guessed an octopus would have the capacity for play.
How to talk to girls at parties - (There's an audio link at the bottom if you don't want to read it.)
NOTE: Usually it's a pain in the butt that I often skip over obvious instructions and introductions when I see a page of text and just jump into the reading. In this case it worked well for me because it gave the piece extra intrigue. If I'd noticed the big banner at the top I might not have bothered. I'm trying not to say more so you have the same chance. It's a relatively long piece of text so click it when you have ten minutes or so and yes, "girls" can click too.
What I was expecting from the above link was something more like this: How to Have Less Awkward Conversations:
Assuming Rapport - "Assuming rapport" is such great advice for doing anything social I can't recommend it highly enough. "You simply pretend that you are meeting one of your best friends." Of course, don't act like you're closer than you are and kiss a stranger on the mouth and ask to borrow money, but if you trick your brain into thinking you're talking to a friend, you'll relax a lot, your mind will loosen up, and the person you're talking to will feel more comfortable. That's the best "how to talk to girls" advice I know.
Every now and then I click something that gives me the sinking feeling that I've been out of the loop on a major Web development. I'm embarrassed to say
I hardly know anything about ARGs. And even knowing what I don't know isn't going to help me much in explaining it. ARG means Alternative Reality Game and from the descriptions in this entry it sounds like the kind of viral advertising that leaves you interested in the content but not quite sure what they're promoting. Like remember that video of the UFOs that turned out to be a video game promotion? Imagine that with multiple parts and fake sites and blogs that keep the questions going. That's the alternative reality. This piece is full of links to examples - almost none of which are familiar to me so I'm going to have to spend some time clicking in here to get caught up.
You suck at Photoshop is a Photoshop lesson with a twist. If you don't use Photoshop, give it a try anyway.
Number 2 is also funny (in the same way, so that's assuming you thought the first one was funny) but
NOTE: a curse or two.
"Do blacks actually spend more on
consumerist indulgences than whites?" The inspiration for this piece is Bill Cosby's criticism of black people buying expensive sneakers but what immediately came to mind was the Chris Rock bit on buying fancy rims for your car. The short version is that people keep up with (and try to impress) the Joneses as part of human nature but if you're not living next to any Joneses and instead you have the more wealthy Smiths for neighbors, the Smiths are so far out of your league that you don't try to compete or impress them and therefore you spend less on conspicuous "signals" of wealth.
"As of November,
Countrywide was the second largest online advertiser spending a whopping $57.6 million on online advertising, according to Nielsen/Netratings." I've seen seeing the CNBC breaking news banner about Bank of America getting ready to buy Countrywide for what seems like two days now but the significance to me didn't resonate until I read this piece. It's a good illustration of how bad financial news can cascade through the economy.
At the rate people are dropping out of the primary races
this game may be obsolete soon. I thought it was just a silly video about the candidates doing Kung Fu but the video is actually an introduction (which you can skip when it gets annoying) to a Street Fighter style game.