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Cash or click?

Posted: Saturday, April 05, 2008 3:08 AM by Will Femia

Readers who are familiar with my "technology should come with natural material cases" complaint will be pleased to see wooden memory sticks topping the list of recommendations at ThisNext, a new social shopping site in which users make recommendations to each other (among other things).

By the way, the coolest page on ThisNext is the Watch People Shop page. (The site has coined the term "shopcasting.") Thankfully not the video I was fearing, it's another one of those map apps (mapps?) that shows online shopping recommendations in real time around the world. The coolness content is actually high enough that it's watchable as a recreation in itself. The flow is so consistent that I secretly wonder if there's something more than the community powering the thing.

Before I go on a string of shopping related segues I'd like to point out that aside from the technical back-end that makes this real-time map thing happen, the real reason it works is the ease of bookmarklets. This may be remedial for some Clicked readers because bookmarklets have become a standard part of a site's tool set, but before last week I didn't really appreciate them so I imagine I have a few readers in the same boat. To me, bookmarklets were for shortcuts to Web pages and there are plenty of others ways to do that without cluttering up the browser.  Since I've been making an effort to sort my various categories of online interest to discrete Web services I've come to understand the utility of the bookmarklet. Bookmarklets are the answer to the question, "How the hell do you have time to be putting stuff on all these sites all day long?" The way it works is that while you surf, you see something you want to note or share, you click the bookmarklet (a button that says something like "Share on Tumblr" or "post to delicious" and a little window pops up that tries (with pretty good success) to intuit what you want to share. You might add a little note or caption but otherwise you click some version of an "OK" button and continue along. No keeping an extra window open all day, no leaving what you're doing to go to a new site. The most successful sites have figured out that the way to get people to use your service is to make it as easy as possible to use.

So speaking of shopping, if you're working under the cloud of April showers SheFinds has done a round-up of odd umbrellas. Though they all look professionally produced, they each seem like they'd be pretty easy DIY jobs. I'd like to see how that tandem umbrella folds. Maybe they're connected with hinge.

The Monocycle is back
in the public eye apparently thanks to being offered for sale by Hammacher Schlemmer ($12,999.95). Yes, of course it's an easy thing to crash. (I see a few now carry a tiny wheel or stopper on the back to prevent full roll-overs.)

Speaking of creative transportation for sale, how about letting your kid build his or her own vehicle with Moov?

As long as we're consuming, did you see that Jelly Belly has a new flavor set called BeanBoozled? It's a jelly bean version of Russian Roulette because each color has two associated flavors, one good, one foul. So not only do you have to distinguish white w/yellow flecks (buttered popcorn) from white with orange flecks (caramel corn) but even if you get it right you could end up with their repulsive twins rotten egg and moldy cheese, respectively.

I don't know what I would say if I met a woman wearing an "I was raped" t-shirt. I mean, are you supposed to say something?

I was pleased to catch the repeat of South Park last night because everyone's been talking about the "meet the Internet stars" segment. Don't worry if you missed it because now that's that new free South Park video database. Among the many layers of meaning in the scene it's funny to think how much the lesson that there's no money to be had from being a viral hit on YouTube is a part of this new South Park site.

Seeqpod search term of the day, Yelle. (I always go for the DJ remixes first.) Reasons: This new video (no nudity but some wiggly short-short dancing) and being last week's Mtv artist of the week. Her MySpace is here.

"The Congressional Pig Book is CAGW's annual compilation of the pork-barrel projects in the federal budget."

Remember those funny graphs of song lyrics we saw a while back? GraphJam seems to be a hub for those (and similar non-lyric graphs). The cool thing is that if you don't get the joke, you can click the cheat sheet link and hear they song or whatever they're trying to represent in the chart.
 
The actress who was Lonelygirl is starring in a new Web series called Blood Cell. It's a horror series. (Funny that it's still only "coming soon" but already has an online store selling t-shirts.)

Speaking of low budget videos, here's a nicely done cardboard Tron.

"TwitterLocal lets you generate an RSS or XML Feed to filter out Tweets around a certain area."

Can you imagine if the US made a set of coins that fit together like a puzzle? I imagine we'd have to consult the Freemasons if not the Illuminati themselves.

Couple Sues Google Over "Street View" - My first thought was that they were surely caught doing something bad like dealing drugs or peeing in public but it turns out it's just a picture of their house, pool and garage. But looking through the lawsuit, the couple claims that's a private drive, not a public street. If that's the case, sorry Google, stick with the satellite view.

Related: How to get off Street View.

Speaking of satellite view, it looks like the view from 140 stories is just about the point at which mortal views become celestial. (Photo source)

Nothing short of creepy.

The pdfs of the Clintons' tax forms are linked at the bottom of this page. It's pretty crazy to see 7 and 8 digit numbers in the same little boxes I fill out (which is not to say I fill out all the forms they do. Holy crap I'd die if my taxes were this many pages (of course, if I had their numbers I probably wouldn't be doing them myself.)

I'm trying to think of a better name than Batman bin Suparman but I can't because there isn't one.

The recoil on this gun is like some kind of practical joke.

Finger piano for tappers.

How to speak hip. (What a cool audio player.)

Clicked contest: This one occupied much of our watercooler energy. Name a sexy alien robot. Not just a sexy alien and not just a sexy robot and not just an alien robot, all three. In this case we're defining alien as "of non-human origin." So even if it was made by non-Earthlings, if it's human-made it doesn't count. So far I only know of one answer but I'm open to others. I don't know what the prize is yet, but I'll hit up the marketing lady for a hat or mug or something with msnbc.com on it. Submissions accepted in the comments, by the e-mail address there in the left margin, or even try to Tweet it to me and we'll see if that works. They all produce a time stamp, so I'll still be able to figure out the first right answer.

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I agree that the audio player on the "How to Speak Hip" link is very cool.  After some research, it appears to be a Wimpy, here: http://www.wimpyplayer.com/products/wimpy_rave.html
using a Tube skin, here: http://www.wimpyplayer.com/skins/

No word yet on if there is any cost involved; perhaps you can just promise to gladly repay them on Tuesday.
Re: sexiest alien robot.  I nominate Number 6 from Battlestar Galactica.  Bio here: http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Number_Six
nice pic here: http://imdb.com/media/rm3795752960/ch0008086

They don't get sexier than Blackarachnia, she was designed after an Asian stripper!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackarachnia
thanks for the shout-out - you might also check out the nubrella - http://shefinds.com/blog/index.php/weblog/comments/umbrella_not_of_the_rihanna_stand_under_variety/
Number six on Battlestar Gallactica.
Sexy alien robot? How about V'ger from the first Star Trek motion picture? Or still in the Star Trek universe, the Borg Queen? (Although she doesn't really turn me on, she still probably qualifies as "sexy." Then again, she's really a cyborg and not a robot.)
Well the T-X Terminator from Terminator 3 comes to mind as an answer, but she's not made by "non-humans from not earth" she's made by non-humans (which passes your test for alien) but she was made on earth.
And she's certainly a sexy robot.
Women might argue then that Arnold's terminator would be a correct answer too.
Six on Battlestar Galactica?
Re: the ridiculous recoil on that rifle. The video reminded me of when I was involved with the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism). They had an ongoing contest to design things they called "pandybats." These were weapons that had at least an equal chance of doing damage to the wielder as they did to the target.
What about the female robot from the 1927 Fritz Lang movie "Metropolis"?
I was trying to figure out exactly what it is that makes the creepy girl look so creepy.  The best answer I could come up with is that she looks almost real (the graphics are amazing), but there are just a few subtle things about her that don't look quite real (her smile, in particular).  I think it's that "almost-but-not-quite real" quality that makes her look so creepy.

As for the sexy alien robot, apart from some of the Cylons on BSG (the Sharon series in particular -- WAY sexier than the Number Sixes, in my opinion), there were some sexy androids in the original Star Trek.  The sexiest of all was, Andrea from "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" (she was made on an alien planet using alien technology by another android who had the memory and personality of a human -- I'm not sure if that disqualifies her or not).  There's also the androids from "I, Mudd" (who supposedly came from the Andromeda galaxy) -- if memory serves, the Alice series were the sexiest.
About the Bean Boozled Jelly Bellys...I am a math teacher, and I used them for a probability experiment with my 6th graders.  I mixed a box of those into a package of normal Jelly Belly beans, we made our predictions, then every kid was given the opportunity to try a bean.  Apparently, the vomit ones and the baby wipes ones were the worst of the bunch, but that is going on my students' responses.  At 1 to 5 odds, I wasn't willing to risk it.
You could easily make an argument for the androids in the old Star Trek episode of "I, Mudd". The original series weren't built by humans, and the ones we see were built by each other. For that matter, there's the character of Andrea from the "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" episode. From what we know, Andrea existed before Roger Korby got there.
Hmmm.  Why was the one guy at about 1:28 shooting a falling block rifle, while everybody else was shooting a bolt action?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Punishing recoil!
Well, OK ... not a true robot, but certainly semi-robotic and very sexy:

Seven of Nine

If you have to ask who that is, then you have no business running this contest.
RE: BeanBoozled - Is JK Rowling getting a cut of the sales on those? 'Cause they sound an awful lot like Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean to me.
C3PO

Just kidding.
While you were probably going for that BG reference, I'm voting for the guy who nominated Blackarachnia to win...altohugh probably only a few of us would get it!  And the char was always slinking around too - perfect!  Arcee (get it?), one of the few other females in the Transformers universe, is never even remotely sexy, and the successor to BA was a flower - not sexy!

Drawing a blank, but I was only thinking of female ones.  For male, people could possibly find Bishop of Alien fame attractive, right?  Or Data?
What about the Martian built robot from "Mars Attacks"?  I'm not sure if she was sexy, technically, since she was clearly not quite right, but she did get Martin Short to show her the "Kennedy Room" in the White House!
What about Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner? Wasn't she technically an alien since replicants were declared illegal on Earth?
Number six from Battlestar Galactica doesn't qualify. The Cylons were made by humans.
Arcee from (the original) Transformers.  The better half will be so proud.
Not much into sci-fi, but Seven of Nine comes to mind.  And wasn't Barbarella a robot?
If you allow comic books as a source, I could probably come up with a dozen examples of sexy alien robots. Here's one called Praxagora:

http://www.comicvine.com/praxagora/42334/
To Meg from Topeka, when the Potter series started to take off, 2000-2001 time frame.  Jelly Belly actually had a set called Bertie Bott's Every Flavored beans.  Instead of the typical plastic bags they came red cloth bags.  I remember Grass and Sardine as being two of the more interesting flavors.
Regarding the 'Congressional Pig Book'.  Most of these appropriations seem to be very reasonable, normal amounts for important and useful projects.  I'm sure there is some pork in there, but CAGW's standards for 'pork' seem to be way too loose.

Quite a lot is for infrastructure -- which seems reasonable considering some of the horror stories we heard after the I-35 bridge failure.  Another big chunk is for defense and military construction.


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