Sorting out the Palin pregnancy Web rumors
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 2:40 PM by Will Femia
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That thing in the news
The funny thing about the story of Sarah Palin's daughter being pregnant is that the Web was full of Palin pregnancy rumors and that wasn't it. The actual rumor, sparked, as far as I can tell, by this now-deleted Daily Kos item had Sarah Palin faking her pregnancy to cover for her daughter's pregnancy. What's ironic is that the most objectionable part of the story - the bald accusation that a teen's belly is actually a baby bump - turned out to be nearly the only true thing about it.
To be clearer, the matter has been settled as false in the minds of everyone still paying attention.
Using the kind of reverse scientific method (a.k.a. utterly unscientific method) found often in Web conspiracies, the cover-up theorists were using photographic evidence to support their theory rather than looking at ALL of the photos and then drawing a conclusion. Ultimately the photos Palin actually looking pregnant did surface.
What's great about this story is that it's a case where using "how do you explain" as a reason to come up with your own explanation simply doesn't work. How do you explain that she's not showing in those pictures? How do you explain her taking an ill-advised plane flight when her water had broken? How do you explain that even her closest staff members didn't realize she was pregnant even at seven months?
It turns out the explanation for all of those is the simplest one: it happened.
What's more, not everyone was unable to notice her pregnant state, and said so at the time
and bloggers could have been spared this whole exercise if they'd done a bit of traditional, non-Google research (like the telephone kind).
Meanwhile, one of the pieces of evidence confirming that Sarah Palin is the mother of her own son yields new blog gotchas. MySpace photo captions suggest that Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter is already married to the father of her unborn son! Gasp!